Using The Mule

A man bored with his life, decides to join the Foreign Legion.  Now as time 
progresses, he becomes an officer, even one day getting his own post in the 
middle of nowhere, 40 miles from any civilization. When he first arrived
on his new post, an enlisted man was chosen to show him around his new camp.

They started off with the barracks, proceeded to the mess tent, and finished
in the armouries. On their tour of the camp, the commander notices a small
stable set up behind the officers quarters, with a guard posted outside the
door, and asks "What is kept in there?" 

The enlisted aide who was in charge of his tour, looking a little embarrassed 
tried to respond as delicately as possible "Well sir, you see, we are out here 
in the middle of nowhere, and......well.....there aren't any women around, and, 
um.....we keep a mule in there, to, ah...... you know........" 

Hearing this and feeling the privates discomfort, the commander says "Say no more, 
I understand.  But tell me, is the mule available to all the men on the base?"

"No no sir, the mule is strictly for use by the officers of the camp, that is why 
there is a guard."

"Oh I see, well, I know for a fact that I will not be partaking in the mules, 
lets say services."

Well after a month, the lack of female companionship started to get to the commander. 
But he resisted. Another month went by, and he was resorting to frequent cold showers 
to stave off the urge to use the mule. After another month, he could resist no longer
and in the middle of the night he headed for the stables. When he reached the stables, 
he saw the private who gave him his tour standing on guard outside the stable. He said 
"Well, I held out as long as I could, but I need to use the mule."

"No problem sir, I totally understand, all the officers use her from time to time, and 
to be honest, I'm surprised you held out this long."

"Well carry on soldier, I am heading in now."

Well the commander heads into the stable and looks upon the mule standing there. He unzips 
his trousers and places his hand on the rearend of the mule and jumps up and tries to 
stick his dick in the mule. After a few tries he decides that he has to come up with a 
better way to do this, all attempts to get the mule to kneel down failed. He searched the 
stable and found a foot stool in the corner and decides to stand on that while he is doing 
the "ACT".  The stool is rickety and falls over a few times, but finally he is able to 
finish what he came for, although it was no easy task.

Now during all of this in the stable, the private on guard outside, couldn't help but 
notice the problems the commander was having in satisfying himself inside. And being the 
good soldier he was, he kept his eyes forward most of the time, only giving in to the 
temptation to watch once or twice.  As the commander emerged, the private straightened up 
and saluted his superior officer. The commander says "At ease soldier," and continues "I'm
sure you heard the difficult time I had in there, and I want to ask you something."

"Of course sir, anything I can help you with?"

"It seemed rather hard work in there, and I'm sure that it was mostly due to it being my 
first time. But I have to know something, is there a different easier method used by the 
other officers?" 

The private trying to stay out of this whole line of questioning simply replied "Yes sir."

"Well? Don't just stand there tell me!" demanded the commander.

"Well sir, most of the other officer use the technique, where they actually get on top of 
the mule."

"Get on top of the mule?" a puzzled commander asks.

"Yes sir."

"And then what?"

"Well sir, and then, they ride the mule 40 miles into town and visit the local Whorehouse!!"