The Resthome
     
Fred's dad was so old that he finally had to put him in a resthome. So the first night 
Fred's dad was there he got a raging hardon and the nurse that was there saw it. She 
decided to do the old guy a favor and suck em off, so she did. The next day Fred came 
by and asked his dad how his first night at the rest home went. His dad said he loved 
it there and never wanted to leave. 

The next day Fred's dad had fallen over the bathtub. As he was lying there an orderly 
had just happened to be passing by and saw him bent over the tub, and so he quickly came 
up behind the old man and crammed a woody up the old guys corn hole. 

The next day Fred came back to see his dad and again asked him how he liked his second 
night at the new home. His dad replied that he hated it there and that he wanted to leave. 
His son was suprised and said, "But dad, I thought you said you loved it here." 

To which his dad replied, "You dont understand, I only get a hardon about once a month, 
but I fall down almost everyday!! "