Can You Give Me Anything?


A handsome young man walks into a pharmacy, which was owned and 
run by two old spinster sisters.  The man said to the two old 
women "Every time I see a woman, I get the urge to hug and kiss 
her, and to make mad passionate love with her.  I just can't help
myself!  Is there anything you can give me for this?"

The two old women whispered to each other a bit then replied "We'll
give you $150 a week and the two-room apartment above the shop!"