Hell Freezes Over


A gay man went to heaven.  At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him.
After reviewing his records, Saint Peter decided to let him in.

"Follow me," he said, opening the gate and walking in.

After walking some, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground. 
Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys.  That was something the gay man 
just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.  

Saint Peter was furious.  "If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell!  
Now follow me, we're almost there."

After some more walking, StPeter dropped his keys again, and once more, the 
gay man jumped on him.  Saint Peter was even more furious than before, but 
decided to give the gay guy one last chance.  Again they walk, and for the 
third time StPeter drops his keys, and bends over to pick them up.  The gay 
guy, having absolutely no self control, jumps on him.  Saint Peter is now fed 
up, and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for his routine inspection, 
but this time something is wrong... it is freezing, no fire, no lava, and in 
one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his 
ass off.

"Why is it so god damn cold down here?" StPeter asks.

"Well, you just try bending down for firewood!!" the devil replied.




Thanks to Paul Benoit