Kentucky Newlyweds A week after their marriage, these newlyweds from Kentucky paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out doc, my testicles are turning blue." The doctor examined him and confirmed the unusual condition. He asked the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm I prescribed?" "Yes." she replied. "And what kind of jelly are you using?" the doctor then asked. "Grape." she said. Thanks to TZ