The Waitress


My father once told me of the time he was a little careless in a restaurant.  
It seems that between the appetiser and the entre he had occasion to go to the 
lavatory.  Shortly after returning the waitress brought his main course, and 
while serving managed to surreptitiously pass my father a note, the contents 
of which were as follows

"Please, Sir, excuse this intrusion.  I noticed that a few minutes ago you paid
a visit to the lavatory.  Unfortunately, in your haste to return to your food 
and your companions you failed to adjust your clothing properly. As a result, 
I couldn't help noticing that your penis is hanging out of your fly.  By now I
will have gone to the other side of the restaurant, where I will pick up a 
stack of plates.  In a moment I shall drop these plates, thus creating a 
distraction and allowing you to adjust yourself unobserved."

"PS  I love you."





Thanks to Catweasel