Yo Mama #2


Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was
walking or rolling.

Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.

Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing
on her back.

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls
for earrings.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size
fits most"

Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly
they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.

Yo mama's so dirty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon.

Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.

Yo mama's so greasy...

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.

Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.

Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.

Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.

Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.

Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.

Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.

Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.

Yo mama's so hairy...

Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests
against non-union workers.

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King AND Buckwheat in
a headlock.

Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.

Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire
Hair Club for Men.

Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.

Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.

Yo mama's so nasty...

Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her
hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama
jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama
put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says "Warning May
cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.

Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear
infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her pussy and passed out.




Thanks to Irismist