Yo Mama #4


Yo Momma's like...

Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away.

Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you
can get a slurpy.

Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.

Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street
corner.

Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and
guys go in and out all day.

Yo mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.

Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours.

Yo mama's like Discover card, she gives cash back.

Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.

Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.

Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her
up, down, on, and off.

Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night.

Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."

Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.

Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball...round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the
gutter, and she stil l comes back for more.

Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.

Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.

Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.

Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her




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